A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?” He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband. “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”
Sad story, I liked a lot of movies she was in. Actress Brittany Murphy is dead of a heart attack at 32. She went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday and could not be revived, the Website TMZ reported. The Los Angeles City Fire Department got a call from the home of Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack about 8 a.m., fire officials told TMZ. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead on arrival
See Misty’s T & A naked on her website.
List from Mr. Skin with non-nude highlights in this video http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/sexiest-celebrity-scenes-of-the-decade-1557048 Salma Hayek, Keeley Hazell, Monica Bellucci, Katie Holmes, Anne Hathaway, Eva Green, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, and more.
Funny video of her trimming her bush http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/bush-trimming-101-1505414
For the hotter version of Rachel trimming something, see her shaving pussy zipset pics and video.
The preview video: http://www.iseekgirls.com/g/iheart/emberreigns/0001110/
See the full video at Ember-Reigns.com
Cam caps of Malloy Martin‘s 12-18-09 cam show with another girl.
In response to a post I made on her member’s forum, Misty Gates made this animated gif. Showed a lot of creativity & thoughtfulness. Her taking time out to think of me & make this is just another one of the million reasons I fucking <3 her! ^_^
click to see it full size on the image host…