A guy walks into a bar all smiling and happy.

He orders a beer and the bar tender asks why he’s so happy.

He replies ‘Oh, i was on my way home from work last night and I went past the railroads. I found this girl tied to the tracks, so I untied her and took her home and had wild sex. She took it in every position, anal too, you name it, the dirty cow – its probably the best sex I’ve ever had!’

The bar tender chuckles and asks ‘If she was so dirty, did she let you cum in her mouth?’

The man pauses and replies, ‘well, no, I didn’t find her head.’