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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Remember when a pair of robbers with semi-automatic handguns stole over 100 copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops at gunpoint? Here we go again, only extreme style: Up to 6,000 copies of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′s were reportedly stolen by thieves in France on Saturday morning.

I say “stolen” and you’re probably thinking some guys walked into a warehouse, then walked out with a few palette’s worth of product. Think again: These thieves targeted and then crashed a car into a van loaded with thousands of copies of the game, driving in southern Paris.

According to French site TFI News, after the car crashed into the van, two individuals wearing masks emerged and used tear gas—that’s right, tear gas—to subdue the truck drivers. They then absconded with the truck, reported to be carrying some 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 estimated in value at about 400,000 euros (about $550,000 USD).

It’s like an episode of Breaking Bad, only with video games (and real). What’s next? Will game shipments require armored cars and guards with guns?

Source: http://www.pcworld.com/article/243279/modern_warfare_3_thieves_crash_into_van_carrying_6000_copies.html

Anyone else bothered by how the adult webcam industry has become full of so many models who are always begging for or demanding tips? Many of the models who do it most, are the same models who complain the most about some of their potential customers begging them to do something. Don’t they see it is the same thing, and just as annoying? And their behavior just attracts more people who behave that way, and drives away more of the respectful customers. You usually reap what you sow.

It is one thing to politely tell them if they ask for special request that’s not normally on the menu, to please tip. But there’s so many that want tips for just sitting there, or are even demanding and rude like, “Tip you fuckers or I’m leaving.” They chose to do that job, wish more would try doing it with a little more of the class they claim they have.

If someone goes into a restaurant, they don’t tip the waiter or waitress to greet them and show them the menu. Tips are supposed to be a show of thanks for services already rendered. Same with a strip club, you don’t tip the exotic dancer to get out on stage. They start dancing, then they get tips. If a waitress came to your table or a dancer came out on stage, and just stood there begging for or demanding tips before they did the most basic part of their job, a large amount of the customers would go somewhere else.

There’s so many models you can’t even get anything from if you are tipping already, or when you are willing to pay for a private. They receive tips and turn down private shows until they reach some ridiculous total goal. Often not even reaching it, leaving without doing anything, and keeping the money they were given. Or achieving the goal but after it took so long, many of the customers who already contributed money are no longer there. This makes customers who are willing to pay, hesitant to do so. If a waitress took your money for food and never brought it to you, or a stripper was offered money for a lap dance and always turned it down, they would be fired! But somehow this has become the adopted normal behavior in the webcam industry. One model watches another, then copies their behavior… “monkey see, monkey do” style.

Just something to think about. There are lots of business strategies, sometimes rudeness or fraud even works, like the way a stereotypical used car salesman operates. But you can attract more flies with honey. The performers who do the best long term are the ones don’t make people leave 2 minutes after meeting you, because you’re frequently a mood killer begging or ranting away. Hear a lot of models bashing another model they think isn’t as attractive as them physically, wondering why they are more popular and higher rated, it is probably their customer service. Looks will only keep people interested for so long, good customer service will keep more customers coming back. Especially with the high costs of many webcam sites because the profits are often split between site owners, studio owners, affiliates, and models. The customers want personalized service and more bang for their buck.

These are 5 recent funny things said during cam shows by 5 different models featured on this blog. If you have a guess at who said any of them, answer with a comment. If you need a hint, the 5 possible model’s names are listed in the post tags.

Model #1 said, “My thumb has been somewhere dirty, in your ass Golden.”
Model #2 said, “I’m Mr. Bucket you put the balls in my mouth.”
Model #3 said, “I’m very firm on the no surprise rimjobs.”
Model #4 said, “Wow Golden you could be a serial killer.”
Model #5 said, “If I have a woody, I think there’s a problem.”

These are 5 recent funny things said during cam shows by 5 different models featured on this blog. If you have a guess at who said any of them, answer with a comment. If you need a hint, the 5 possible model’s names are listed in the post tags.

Model #1. “Wait, what do you want me to do with fish sticks?”

Model #2. “Not gay, just hammered.”

Model #3. “If you ever want to shove a green apple up your ass.”

Model #4. “They can’t rape me, I’ll have tape on.”

Model #5. “It will be so cute you’ll want to barf rainbows all over the place.”

I’ll comment with the correct answers in a few days…

I just beat the solo campaign on the video game Portal 2. It was fun at times, I liked the game’s creativity given it was all about room after room of unusual puzzles. You move around blocks, redirect laser beams, splatter around goo with special effects that turns surfaces into trampolines or slip n slides, and primarily shoot portals in walls that let you travel instantaneously from one spot to another in or out of rooms. If that was incorporated that into an RPG or shooter it would be awesome!

The robotic commentary in the game is also amusing at times, but after a while becomes annoying. There is a lot of loading time, between at least every other chamber, you have top get in an elevator and wait to end up in the next room. There is a multi-player campaign as well I have not tried, it differs some from the solo campaign. Overall I’d give it a 7/10, but I only recommend Portal 2 if you have a lot of patience and plenty of time to play. Very challenging in some parts figuring out what to do, I had to check a walkthrough a few times on some tedious parts.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s rest room?
A: Say, “Nice dick.”

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don’t work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts!

Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day.
What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

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