I want to publish a book some day of perverted nursery rhymes, songs, and slogans. Modified classics made into Golden originals. Like:

1. I’m a teapot, with a long spout. Pull on it, and see what comes out.

2. Don’t ask, don’t toe. (The anti-foot freaks AKA pedi-knights in chat rooms slogan)

3. When you do too much feelin’, you get sexual peelin’.